Reflux Redux
Apparently, Mommy passed her persistent heartburn on to me in the womb because I have terrible reflux, which makes me very unhappy, especially at four AM. The doctor prescribed some perfectly awful tasting medicine for me, with which I demonstrate my displeasure by spitting the red goo all over my clothes minutes after administration. I mean, really, Mommy, can't you just stop eating Palaak Paneer?



